YouTube Has Driven Me to Petty Crimes

As much as  i try to stay on the short and narrow path, vanity had brought me to "acquire" this cocktail vase/chalice on my birthday because i thought, while in a drunken stupor, that this object would be quality content on my pipe related Youtube channel. Three months later I've not even attempted said video. The karma i lost stealing this has paid off in an excellent tool for refilling the dogs' water bowl.